I got Deus ex: Human Revolution: The Directors Cut
Adam Jenson is one of the handsomest and sexiest characters, ever.
In this case, the obligatory naked fanart is not as horrific as with some characters, sometimes.
He;s one of my most favourite characters, ever.
I went in knowing that the story was not clever.
I was more getting it because it looked fun.
Most of the story is good.
But some of it retardly stupid.
Especially all but one ending.
Due to the stupid structure of the final boss. Which really is 'the endingtron 3000', as Yahtzee said in Zero Punctuation.
I did each ending one after another and reloaded.
I went with Sarifs in the end. It's the only one that makes any sense. I'll do that from now on.
The explode the base one is beyond cretinous. And absolutely pointless! It does absolutely nothing!
I don't want Adam to die!
I roleplayed he survived it.
Taggart is a cretinous, obnoxious, bastard iluminati puppet. I nearly killed him after talking to him.
Hugh Darrow is psychotic, pathetic, bastard. The only thing that would happen with that is people would hate him. And Tai Yong Medical would go under.
Everyone else would be fine.
Sarifs makes sense. Unlike all the others.
The stock footage crap they do is absolutely pathetic!
I buy a game, I expect to see cutscenes from THE GAME! Not live footage!
You don't see what happens in the world after it happens, nothing!
As I never played Deus Ex or Deus Ex: Invisable War, I have no freaking clue who Bob Page is, or the other references.
I have no wish to play Deus Ex either. That game is seriously ugly!
I don't care about graphics, but that game looks bad! It looks worse than Fallout 1, which is 3 years older.
That, and I don't like nantech stuff.
Nanotech has a role in augmentaion, along with cybernetics and other things.
But nanotech on it's own is boring. I prefer mechanical augmentation.
JC Denton annoys me. I wanted to punch the Deus ex based watch the credits trophy.
I wish that Deus Ex: Human Revolution was a game on it's own. Because it builds this amazing world. It's beautiful. But it's endings are sort of tied up with Deus Ex.
I want it to end properly.
I want there to be another game with Adam Jenson in.
Well most of it is awesome. Some is bad.
The argument that is pretended to be soo deep, human augmentation question, is stupid.
Yes, augmentation is good! The end! It helps people.
Purity First and The Humanity Front, are some of the most retardly stupid people to ever be in a video game.
Why the hell would you make the Hydron project?
That thing is nightmarish cruelty, for no reason.
I get that they wanted to make supercomputer.
But why women. And WHY WOULD YOU LAY THEM UPSIDE DOWN! That make no sense whatsoever!
Those poor women.
Was it made to run loads of stuff? Or something. Or was Hugh Darrow so fucking stupid and insane he just did as many pointless and evil things as possible.
Pancheae looks pointless. What is the point of drilling holes in the bloody ocean!
The dlc has some stupid stuff too. It has to try save a stupid, lying, hypocritical bitch called Tiffany Kavanagh.
Then asks you to choose betwen her and prisoners, to save them.
Which is contrived bullshit.
There is a way to save them all, but I did'nt bother the first playthrough.
It is clearly not interpol. So no point saving some stupid bitch who clearly got into it from her own free will. It's not like the many prisoners and drones would'nt be evidence enough!
One stupid scientist is'nt going to be that much better!
Tiffany Kavannagh is vile.
She clearly loves working on hydron drones. But says she tried to save them. But still raves about the work.
The entire conversation is her raving about it, then looking at a increasingly angry Jenson, and saying she's sorry and she'll go to interpol.
The conversation goes like this
You have to take this to interpol, this is disgusting.
Raves about how great hydron is, then looks at angry Adam, changes her mind and says she's sorry.
So go to interpol, etc.
Am I really going to do this? Yes, I'll do it. This is such a great experiment! This is one of the most powerful computers, ever!
Ok, I'll go to interpol!
I misread the description in the wiki and thought I'd get a 'shirtless Adam Jenson skin' from it. It's not, it's a 'shirtless Adam Jenson outfit', instead. Only in the dlc.
Shame. I was disapointed.
I did get a gold revolver, though.
I did'nt bother finding the rocket launcher.
Adam Jenson has some really bad stuff happen! Poor man! Rarely has a character had such a list of bad fortune.
Get's thrown through a plateglass wall, the shot in the head. Dies. Ex girlfriend looks like she's dead.
Get's his head, left arm, and chest augmented and fixed. His boss replaces his healthy right arm and both legs, eyes, and other parts, to put as much augmentation in him as possible.
Then his arms, legs, eyes, and other removed bits end up in some top secret sarif facility, used to make augmention easier.
His dog get's put down.
Plows through a load of insane enemies.
Finds out Megan used his dna for her research.
And he was a experiment in making augmentation easier.
And finds out Megan was'nt dead, and is working with the illumminati!
Traitorous, lying , bitch!
Megan is vile! Traitorous bitch!
You plow through all that, and you find she's sat in Hugh Darrows quarters. Which are REALLY CREEPY!
Why the hell is there a crash test dummy in there? Is it Hugh Darrrows sex doll or something?
I did wonder how she got his dna. She must have been compiling that like crazy.
Hairbrush needs cleaning.
I'll do that!
Damn, I cut myself.
I'll do that! Gimme the blood!
There's sure a lot of blood tests here. They only had one last week.
Well we, err, ran out of samples, for stuff, you know...
They took a a lot of blood I feel quite faint.
Well you know, lot's of testing, etc. Ahem.
That Megan is so vile, impacts on the replay, a bit. You start off not knowing how vile she is, but after, you know she's a lying bitch.
So no need to argue with Pritchard over his comments, for example.
The boss' are wierd. No health bars, just keep hitting them till they die.
The final one is horrific!
It's one thing to make slaves. But to give yourself the same augmentation as your slaves, is somewhat wierd.
They are going in a hard boss' comic.
It's never daytime inside of the main game! The dlc has daytime. But it's always night in the rest of it.
After a point I wondered if they'd done a NIER and blown up the sun, or something. They might have.
I played it for ages, went shopping one day, and thought, oh look, the sun!
This funny thing happened in the failed pacifist trophy run.
There is a large Robocop reference in the game.
There is a policeman called Detective Alex Murphy in it, Robocops name. And he and another npc talk about it.
The first time I wiped out most of the detroit pd, because sneaking was a pain.
I went in by the roof, massacred most of the police, and left by the roof.
That time, I was avoiding fights, and got in the front door.
And this funny, but insulting, thing happened.
You know, that film were a cop get's killed and rebuilt. In future detroit.
Detective Alex Murphy
No, never heard of it.
Have you ever heard of this film? Hey it could be you describing you.
Detective Alex Murphy
Have you ever heard of this film?
Insulting because Adam Jenson is way, way, better than Robocop!
The story is very similer, though. But much less fucked up.
That's because Robocop is simultianiously generic and oddly original.
The first time I played it, I was reminded of it, though. I wandered round, thinking, this looks distinctly robocop like.
I tired a pacifist run, for the trophy.
But I accidentally dropped a dumpster on a uncontious drug dealers head, that killed him if I removed it.
Then I tried a sidequest, and could'nt progress without killing a gangster when breaking a wall. Tried to leave, got pinned down with not enough darts in the rifle.
I restarted, and am doing the hardest dificulty one.
Which is hard. He dies in 2 hits.
But I can kill stuff again.
The pacifist trophy makes no sense whatsoever! Especially in the intro! It is most unsecurity chief like to lure mercs out, then run past them.
I hate that trophy.
Every enemy I meet dies in games. Not killing is not in my nature.
I'm really glad they made the directors cut.
The dlc is part of the game already, and better intergrated, apparently.
It's been redesigned, so the things that stopped me buying it before don't exist anymore.
The combat is awesome.
And the design is beautiful. It is one of the most beautiful games, ever!
It's too short, though. It's no Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning.
It should be much longer.
Though the length may not be something to complain about when I do the hideous pacifist trophy.
The trophies are obscure. And some are insanely hard.
I will do some Game Adventures comics of it. A Deus ex: Human Revolution Craziness comic.
And some fanart of Adam Jenson. Much fanart of him.
It is a amazing game, and you should definately buy it. Just don't expect it to be very clever in parts of the story.
Adam Jenson has some wierd fanart.
The first time I searched for it, I found reams of horrifying MLP stuff.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!
WHAT ABOUT CYBERPUNK GAME WITH SEXY LEAD SUGGESTS FUCKING PONIES?!!!!! NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT!
IS THERE NOTHING THESE FREAKS WON'T PONIFY?????!!!!!!
I'm starting to feel sorry for the MLP characters, now. What they do to them is freaking scary.
The search engine in this site is broken. There is TONS of DE:HR work. But it only shows a bit of it.
There is lots of good DE:HR work out there.
This amazing song is why I got interested in the game.
I love this song! It's the best song Miracle Of Sound have ever done.
And it sounds like the game music, too.
The original, also awesome.