On tv.

Watched Circe Du Freak.
Wierd film, but fun. Ok film.

Very like a book. But it is'nt like the books, going by the wikipedia.

The vampires are unusal. But they act like proper vampires.

They obviously thought it'd be a series. But it did'nt get there.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Saw the cgi teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It's awful. It's dead, disjointed, ugly.

They spent so much effort on the unnessery change to cgi, it has no flow, or heart.

It's completely disconnected. The other series, you could watch a random episode, and it would be together. You could see were it went in the world.
But this, you see a random episode, it's just disconnected and heartless. No sign of the world they are in.

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Ghost Adventures

The series so far has veered between idiotic, and sometimes ok.

Some less recent ones, they started veering off into completely none ghost things.
It shows a lack of outside control.

At one point,  zak bagans tried to make out modern day prostitution has something to do with ghosts.
Then went on a police ride along, and waffled for most of the time.

Then acted like portland was unique in that it had crime and a sex trade.
Yes, nowere else has the sex trade, folks!
Apparently the phrase 'the worlds oldest profession', was lost on bagans.

And he then tried to make out that prostitution is slavery.
No, it's not.  Slavery involves contracts, lawyers, and money changing hands. If there's slavery, it tends to be in a legal setting.
Prostitution has bits like it, but it's just crime.

Leaving 30 or under 30 minutes to find ghosts.

Then it looks like a programme maker bawled them out, and forced them to stop waffling and get to the ghosts already, because the waffling had got to point 40 minutes was none ghost crap, 20 minutes or under, for ghosts.

They then focused on ghosts for most of it.

Then they lapsed back.
And started making more none ghost stuff.

More bawling out by a programme maker.

They were back to ghosts mainly.

Then they had a big lapse, and spent 40 plus minutes, waffling on about poetry!
Yes, they took one of the most likely to turn bad artforms, and waffled on about it for 40 minutes!

I hate most poetry.
Some of the very few  poetry I like is Old Possums Book Of Cats. And I like that because it's straightforward poems about cats.

They spend over 40 grindingly tedious minutes waffling on about some poet twat!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME STUPID POET WHO BUILD A FUCKING LOAD OF BUILDINGS!

Then some stupid bitch said how she saw a ghost, and read out this shit poem she'd written, that was rambling, meaningless, shite.
You would'nt think it involved ghosts, listening to it. More like random words shoved together.

And she idiotically called it, The Revanant.
Revanants. Not normal ghosts. They're ghosts who've gone too far into the land of the living, and they are going or have gone insane.
They have decaying skull faces, and they are going or are have gone insane. They're fucking horrible.
If you'd seen a revanant, you would'nt be writing incoherant poetry about it.
You'd be going.
THE FUCKING FACE, MAN! IT'S FACE IS A FUCKING SKULL! IT'S FUCKING DECAYING!
FUCK THIS SHIT! I'M OUT OF HERE!

Want to see a revanant? That's a fucking revanant!

Ghosthunter is right about a lot of things.

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If you see a ghost, then it makes more sense to write it down properly. Not write a grindingly stupid incoherant poem.


Then bagans tried to make out a poem was prophetic, when it was clearly just a fucking poem.
Then he tried to make out it was about him!

Yeah, twatface, the poem that is just some comment on overbuilding, is about you and your fucking dog meeting some poets ghost/s.
Apparently he thought the very obvious diference between a border collie and a poodle did'nt matter

I swear that mans on something.

Then they were bawled out again and focused on ghosts again.
They're currently on, focus on ghosts.

Another awful episode, involved them pissing about with the ghost of the daughter of a person who makes their machines.

Yes, that's right, you make ghost hunting tech for a living. But you need proof your daughters ghost/s are there. Despite having seen it/them multiple times.

Those people seriously need to let go. Get a lot of grief counceling or something.
They are making the ghost/s a revanant.
The more you hold onto the memory of a dead person, the more it drags the ghost/s in, the higher chance of becoming a revanant.

Stop with the bloody birthday celebrations. Delete the fucking voicemail, destroy the phone!

They also turned down the chance to talk to 20 ghosts, just to talk to the ghost they were all helping to turn revanant.

By now, she's probabely charging round being insane, with a skull face.

There was also one were there was a serious demonic haunting in a house.

The only sensible person there was a catholic priest they got to exorcise it. The priest did his best, but it was'nt a lot of good, when the stupid owners would'nt move, and the ghost adventures idiots went and fed it and brought stuff back by provoking things.

You could see the priest getting more desperate as they continued.

It was like, 'Get the house consecrated! Move!'

Stupid owners, 'Are you sure that's nessessery?'

WTH people! The mans helping you, and all you can come up with is you can't be bothered to take his advice!
Even the GA told them to move!

It was just a stupid priests home, FFS! Nothing special to look at, no reason they could'nt find a place much nicer elsewere.

If they wanted it properly exorcised, they should have got a pagan priest or witch, etc, in.

But honestly, if they'd left it, and not gone in, it'd have possiblely cleared up. Nothing to feed on.
The priest said 'Don't go in more than you have to.' But nope, they went in and provoked stuff.

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Redakai: Capture The Kairui


That series is boring, whiney, worthy, shit.
I wish monsuno would come back!

Maya has got to be one of the most whiney, worthy, grindingly stupid, characters to ever stink up a cartoon.
She spends the entire time whinging about eco and worthy shit.

Yes, you've got to apologise to and heal a swamp. It's a mix of fucking water and mud! It'll grow back! Just flood the place!

Also, they think people really walk round swamps barefoot.
In trousers with the crotch halfway down their thighs.

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The Vampire Diaries

That shows gone absolutely awful!

It's been repeating itself for years now. Always the same thing, no resolutions.

They at least made Elena a vampire, finally.

But the last episode last night, eugh!

I swear, the entire writing, they just shove random stuff in, then make another twist on
a twist. And it almost always ends up being a plot that the target made themselves!

WTH would you want to stop being a vampire?! There's no reason to want that!

Now, every single faction is unlikable bastards.

The witches are condescending twats. The vampires are just stupid. The werewolves, they ar'nt about much.

One episode, there were some vampires controlling witches. Since the witches are such obnoxious, condescending, presumptious, bastards, it was what they deserved.
I was with the vampires on that. Not nice to do, but the fucking bitches have been pissing about, sticking their nose's in vampires and everyone elses business for far too long.

And the nature requires balance crap! Magic is to do with what you want. Nature wanting a balance has nothing to do with it!

The bloody Bonnie ocilates between various stupid moods and plots constantly.

The vampires keep having masochism moments. Every so often one of them 'shuts of their emotions', and ends up shut in a dungeon, with the others torturing them make them feel again!
And they don't hold it against each other! They're like, angry, angry, ok, forget it.
WTH? When people do that, it's going to be declaring vengance and a massacre. Not accepting it!

It ended with some waffle, then Stefan getting shoved in a box, and thrown in a river.
If the stupid git stays there it'll improve it.