So the joke that is The 100 crept onto freeview.
Eugh! Exactly as bad as I thought it would be!
It combines the worst of post apocolyptic stuff and general bad media awfulness.
non entertainment friendly darkness
zero talent in ANYTHING!
too young bimbo actors who could'nt act if their lives depended on it
absolutely appalling writing
barely and or no story
far too young leads stupidity
There was a point that was clearly something the useless lead had practiced over and over, but could'nt get.
She looked at the camera, and in a very am dram way said
'We're not alone!'
This girl cannot act, at all. Obviously they had to force the cliched tagline out of her for trailers.
The writing is beyond a joke.
It has everything happening for no reason.
It's one disconnected scene after another.
They go from stupid space station, to some stuff that would make people in the the world of warhammer say WTF?!
Then the space capsule crashes.
Then in the next scene, they went from, oh look we are alive!, to dancing round a bonfire, and doing cliched post apocolytic rebel shit.
No lead up. Just, crash, rebel.
What kind of idiots would send 100 TEENAGERS to act as scouts?! TEENAGERS! THAT THEY HAD LOCKED UP AND WERE GOING TO KILL!
Because 100 angry teenagers you were going to kill are soo going to help your insane ass, NOT!
It's a very cynical attempt at combining the hunger games and some atrocious attempts at post apocolyptic world.
Vapid bland bimbos wandering round saying atrocious lines, with zero talent. Including a bimbo going swimming and nearly dying.
And OF COURSE they don't think any humans survived! Despite, you know, vaults, and aurthorites having secret bunkers.
And those outside getting mutated.
Because they think no one ever saw anything post apocolyptic before.
These are people so stupid, they don't give the bimbos geiger counters. Seriously.
There, criminals who so ar'nt going to turn on us, go the the possiblely radioactive planet. With no way to tell if it's radioactive.
It's not like it would help to know if it WAS radioactive, or anything. You know, for the purposes of us landing there.
How about putting geiger counters, in the fucking bracelets you forced them to wear!
It does'nt even have rad mutants everywere to liven it up.
It has one two faced deer. And a river snake. That's it.
It makes no sense at all to kill every single person over 18 who commits a crime. You'd have depopulated the space station if you did that.
And how is he going to save humanity, if he kills everyone? Cloning?
The music, holy shit!
That music is some of the feeblest, most emo, sickening, music, ever.
The heaviest thing in it was Imagine Dragons, Radioactive. And they ar'nt exactly death metal.
In a suspiciously accurate music trope.
They amateurishly insert the feeblest emo crap possible.
It really was too much to hope a post apocolyptic show could be good. The closest anythings come is Jericho. And that got boring.
Minus 1000 for this crap.